Message for Sternman - plz make sure he gets it!
Dear Sternie,
This is Dee. I am your biggest fan. When I saw how brave you were to go to space, I had to take off my bra and squeeze my titties really hard. Then I rubbed my crotch up and down the furniture and slapped my own ass with a hairbrush. I want you inside me. I want you inside me. I WANT YOU INSIDE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps- by that, I mean that I want you to fuck my vagina with your penis, just so nobody gets confused. Thanks :)