Yeah I laughed so hard at this and I'm atheist.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
This is a short movie I made for Lockday. I am pretty happy with the result. This movie took me about a day to make.
It's the Adam and Eve story, just with Locks. This is how it really happened, no doubt.