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The Lizard Vortex

rated 4.44 / 5 stars
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Apr 20, 2007 | 6:29 AM EDT
  • Frontpaged April 21, 2007
  • Daily Feature April 21, 2007
  • Weekly 2nd Place April 25, 2007

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Gooseman must enter the Lizard Vortex to escape certain, lizardly doom!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

i hate manny. he pisses me off. idk why.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Easily some of the best comedic banter of any of the flash on this site and or the internet period.

F: "Ever since you scraped me out of that Cambodian drainpipe and beat me savagely for implicating you in the dangerous animal market I have won a healthy respect for your gambling addiction. But I never would have thought I would have to lay down my life to prolong yours by minutes."

G: "When I met you in uncle Warren's crackhouse you were face down in a pool of vomit and melon rinds. I beat you savagely stole your belongings but I never would have imagined that I wouldn't immediately harvest your organs"


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Rated 5 / 5 stars

poor poor manny


Rated 5 / 5 stars

A classic.

The ending was really funny, and I love the way you portray Gooseman in this film. I just have one question: Was the master Gooseman trained under Raptor Jesus? Anyways, keep up the great work!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This series has so much unexploited potential.

I could pitch enough ideas to make ten thirty-episode seasons.

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