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Girls Are Evil: A Proof

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Based on a text joke I recieved, this animation proves logically that Girls are indeed Evil. Just a joke folks, I'm NOT a woman hater.


a long awaited responce

a word problem was made, then badly translated into an equation. it isn't a mathamatical proof for that reason. a girl take time and money not time multiplied by money. two different amounts. then you represent it as girl = time x money. its as good as saying 3 is one and two, then turning it into 3 = 1 x 2. therefore it IS incorrect from the start, you had to make it work, which means it isnt a proof, its a fabrication. and yes i know its a joke, but i happen to like women, and i couldve made this all in swish, no flash talent is required. and dont go saying i didnt make any movies so i have no right to talk, cuz i havent made movies cuz im waiting on my graphics table and dont want to bother too much with stick figures. i previously made websites in flash but took a brake after frustrating myself trying to draw with the mouse. (in responce to)
Author's response:
Nope I won't do that. Fact is if I used a "+" sign then the equation would not reduce at all.


Nice way of putting it. Humorous.

f-ing hilarious!

one of the funniest things I've ever seen. But I don't care if they are evil, we need some alternative to masterbation

LuxLucre responds:

Oh I hold no animosity towards women, they tend to be smarter and more practicle than we men are. This was just a bit of humor to show you can prove anything with logic if your premises are flawed.

X is not the and/addition sign

the addition sign is +. if you cant even get that right in such a simple aniimation iit shows the effort put iinto it. oh and dont respond thiinking your smart sayiing my ii's are fucked up, they are fucked up, my keyboard is slightly broken

LuxLucre responds:

Nope I won't do that. Fact is if I used a "+" sign then the equation would not reduce at all.


I also know, swish+text= -skill, you suck ass man. All real flash users can see that, and they know swish is for little bitches like you with absolutely no flash literacy. This sucked ass, the joke wasn't even funny, or true for that matter. It's only true if you're a little bitch and let your girl push you around and shit. Whatever.

LuxLucre responds:

I used Swish in this case to give it a "universal" look. Please check my other works for use of Flash 5 with sound and interactivity.

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Credits & Info

3.12 / 5.00

Nov 17, 2001
6:26 PM EST
Comedy - Original
  • Daily 2nd Place November 18, 2001