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SlashClassicSE: FSM

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Apr 14, 2007 | 12:56 PM EDT

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7855 frames. 11 minutes. One noodly lord.
Behold, the final teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
I respond to all reviews! :-D



Rated 3 / 5 stars

Randomly funny again

Ok so this is interesting it again is random but yet that gave me some funny laughs with it all, it does need some {SUBTITLES} the image was funny and the voice was even funnier allthough it seemed to go on along time wich is the reason why you could have some subtitles in there for extra measure, maybe even slowing down the voice as it was running too fast, dont get me wrong this was very funny and did give me a chuckle or two, so improving would only be a plus start with some subtitles, and slowing down of the voice speed, maybe even adding some new scenes, anyways good stuff as always.

slow down the voice speed, add some subtitles and have the flash story show new and differant scenes backrounds.

another funny and random episode with slash



Rated 0 / 5 stars


Obviously this person has not been touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monsters Noodly appendage there for they will never understand the benefits of being a Pastafarian.
RAmen for your opinion.

SlashFirestorm responds:

Obviously somebody missed the entire point of the FSM and is no better than a fucking retarded cultist.




Rated 0 / 5 stars


i respect your right to post whatever you want on newgrounds. i also reserve the right to come back to this video every day giving it a 0.

i would like to make it clear that i am not voting zero on this simply because it mindlessly bashes FSM because you have nearly no actual animation in the video and because any voice acting in it was done by microsoft sam. after about half a minute the video sloped down into a static image of FSM and verbal diarrhea most of witch was about rape?

also why the hell does this have 3 authors? it has the video quality of one made by 0 authors not 3???

it is my clear and honest desire that this video be deleted as soon as possible. videos like this are drasticly decreasing the value of newgrounds.

SlashFirestorm responds:


Every time I (a level 36 EGSC) vote five on this for daily experience, I not only negate any silly "oh god the funny flash is beyond my hilarity level" mass-voting, but I undo it several times over. Not that it matters---I don't care about my scores, and contrary to what you seem to believe, a flash can never be deleted after passing judgment, regardless of how low its score gets. So yeah, have fun with that.

Man, if I thought you were still around Newgrounds, I'd honor your fail with a secret episode featuring you getting sexed up by, say, Buddha. SUCH A GLORIOUS PIECE WOULD IMPROVE NEWGROUNDS MORE THAN ALL OF ILLWILLPRESS'S FLASH PUT TOGETHER LOL


Rated 0 / 5 stars


Why are you so blatently insulting our religion? How can the FSM wear let alone PULL DOWN pants? you really shouldnt be so "Racist" I use racist beacuse I cannot think of what word I could possible use to describe your horrible attempt at "Humor" and dude hit puberty already, gay jokes are only funny for so long. and you have crossed the line of funny. and into insulting. the gays are furyous at your stupidity and the Pastafarians have already voiced their displeasure.
once again, WHY???

SlashFirestorm responds:

I have 69 things to say about your review.

1. Pastafarianism isn't a real religion, it's a parody of the stupidity of "intelligent" design. Even if it was a religion, being opposed to it wouldn't be racism.
2. As I bisexual, I'm allowed to make gay jokes. Says so on page 117 of the Gay Handbook that all non-heterosexuals get from headquarters. OH SHIT I'VE SAID TOO MUCH


4-69. also cocks


Rated 0 / 5 stars

You sir, have offended me.

I just so happen to be a Pastafarian, and you have offended me greatly. You ought to think about if I was dissing YOUR religion. Good Day To You Sir!

SlashFirestorm responds:

Again, if you actually consider Pastafarianism to be a religion, you missed the point of it. It's not some trendy new-age religion, it's a portrayal and mockery of the logical fallacies present in the 'intelligent design' argument.

Incidentally, I'm an Atheist---you'll have a hard time dissing something I don't have.