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SlashClassic0: Xiaolin

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This passed!? LOL I <3 you guys. No clue how it happened, but...lol.
Heh, this was something I made during my days dicking around with the Barney Bunch. Decided to submit it just because I don't like letting anything go to waste. XD

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Drew Pickles is sexy, but I demand feminine-fucking goodness! Namely, a wonderful threesome of Haley, some anime bitch, and myself . . and speakonia, of course!


SlashFirestorm responds:

Don't get me started on the antics of the Inuyasha crew. Sango gets that entire boomerang UP HER ASS every single night.

Not your best work

I guess I didn't get parts of that as I've never watched Xiaolin and indeed have no clue what it is, but there is still plenty of comedy gold in there amongst the distorted voices.

The graphics weren't good, and I can't really give them any marks, but it was in a style that you have made your own, and so you get points for originality (a rare thing on NG these days).

The sound drove me crazy after a while- I never have liked those voices, but it was a part of what made it funny so again you gain a few marks.

The humor is (as usual) where you get all your marks. It has a similar comedy style to the character 'Vicky Pollard' on the British comedy show Little Britain (if you haven't seen it then find a way to as it is full of the crude kind of humor I'm sure you will love). By that I mean that often you can't quite catch what is being said (especially in the faster parts), but you just hear the odd profanity or something really gross pop out every now and again that has you rolling around laughing.

2/5, not your best, but still good enough :)

SlashFirestorm responds:

Xiaolin Showdown is a show about a bunch of underage losers dicking around with magical sacred objects. The two sides race to each artifact as they are revealed, and then must fight for the right to keep it in a "Xiaolin Showdown".

In this exciting episode, the Dildo of the Hydra was revealed; the forces of good and evil converged upon the mystical relic, and fought for it in a huge big gay orgy.

There's a female character, but NO GIRLZ ALOUD LOLOL

Heheh, yes. Huge bouts of random gay sex are amusing. Glad you enjoyed, heheh.

Yay it a new secret eposide

I missed the secret eposide so much and this one was funny as hell. Please make a ranma secret eposide please if you decide to make more of them

Smooches ^_^

SlashFirestorm responds:

If I get flash again, you bet your sexy ass that there will be a second Golden Age of Slash-Flash! :-D

Ranma and Clusterfucks and hardcore three-ways with you and me and ramagi! YEAH! YEAH!!!!!!!

Oh hoh hoh!

Oh my god, I watched this movie, yet I am not one thousand years old. I feel so guilty for disobeying the rating system, could you lower the rating on your next movie so that I only have to be 16 years old in order to view it? Please?

SlashFirestorm responds:

If you're over 1000, you get to watch it.

If you're under 1000, you get anally raped by Drew Pickles.

It's really a win-win situation. :-D

if this was opposite day....

this is much better than 'the yuyu' or brackenwood series. Fucking amazing. Yeah respond to this

SlashFirestorm responds:

If this was opposite day, you'd have made a constructive review! :-D