Contrary to what the god-less liberals might tell you, the British are very strange. I studied them for almost a decade, watching them with a notepad and pen at hand. Sometimes it was a pencil, but the notepad was always the same. It is a scary place where everyone's breath stinks, they speak as if they have tiny wicky drum drum marbles in their mouths, and there is classical music playing from the sky.
I've taken all of my data and observations and made this short documentary that piles it all for you to see. This is the true England young Americans, and if we don't stop them now the consequences may be fatal.