We gonna give this a 2.5/5 because the opening joke was funny and the rest was not

Stamper predicted Alvin and the chipmunks

I think a virtual Japanese mouse band would make a killing today.

Funny in it's own way, not much else to say about it besides the mice shaking up and down.

I waste my time with everything. It's easy to tell that this is an old shame. Those are the actual lyrics? Wow, what a weird band. Well, they had a weird name already. It's just too cheap.

This was your first submission. It must have been, right? It was too short. I can understand why you don't care for this anymore. We all have to start somewhere, bud.