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Badger's Best: Finale

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Mar 20, 2007 | 2:01 AM EDT

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This will be my final submission on NG for a while, maybe forever. Times change, people change, things happen, etc. So I leave you with my final submission. I may still appear in a few collabs. Special thanks to you know who you all are. Remember me.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

I cried


Rated 4 / 5 stars


The dialogue in this is hillarious. :P I think the filesize could have been optimized a little, made smaller, but either way it's a great finale. Good graphics and a better plot than usual, hope you return sometime in the future! Keep it up!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

so... your really done...

well, you've been a good friend and flash artist FB. ill miss ya :,-)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Goodbye, friend.

One day I was walking down the local streets, with sorrow all over my mind. I was depressed out of my mind. Then I bumped into something shapely and, well, FAT!

Gasping for breath, I shouted "Hey you FAT FUCK! Who do yo..." But then I stopped with astonishment.

It was a FAT BADGER! Who mad FLASH MOVIES! Clearly, I was perplexed! I mean, I knew Badgers were pretty damn good with Flash movies, but certainly not a FAT badger!

"Excuse me, Mr. Badger, but... are those... Flash movies?" I asked.

"fcuk u" he coyly replied.

I was in love from that very moment. Every day for almost two years, I followed him with a distance. I knew all his favorite food. What he thought was sexy. His family. I knew everything about this badger's life. I had photos of him everywhere in my room. I would pleasure myself sexually thinking about his movies. Later on, I would even mutilate myself. My only goal in life now was to be with Badger forever.

One night, I approached him at his favorite bar, Too-too-tuesday's.

"Hey Badger, Uhhh...." I said.

"god what the fuck do you want stop following me goddaMNIT i hate you" he tried to plead.

"I know, I know. I know of the police calls. I know of the restraining orders. Hell, I was even questioned TWICE! But it won't matter anymore now, my dear." As I finished my poem, I brought up my lovely seven-inch blade. And in one second, I slashed his face right open.

He looked beautiful on the ground, as his Flash movies were scattered everywhere and his eyeballs became disoriented. With one final, gasping breath, he muttered:

"god ur a ass"

I simply stood over him, smiling. Officer Tom would be here soon. But I wouldn't care.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Finale? I've heard that thing before...

Great. From the alternatives, please choose to stay out for forever. Thank you.