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The Bar Pick-Up

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Test your pick-up skills in this game. Act like a dweeb and you'll find yourself alone watching Skinemax at the end of the night. Make the money moves and you just might get lucky. Brought to you by AlphaBeta.com

**Ending may seem awkward. A sequel is planned for this game (though might take awhile).


Insulting to everyone involved. Poor pickup instructions dressed up as a game. I agree with the reviewer who said it was more "pick the least worst response of the three".


no sex?! what a lame game bro!

didnt even have to watch it to know it sucked

1.i havent been on new grounds in a while but heres something i do know i dont wanna play a game the bar pick up and have no nudity..so usally people reviw them to help the artist but in some nudity.

This game is rubbish

None of that works in Real life, and I know, becuase I can get a girl at a bar who's not drunk in one night. Also, to the person before me, your offended at the references to the fat chick becuase you eat too much KFC, sorry, but anyone who thinks she's not huge is huge themselves, also, candice looked no healthier, TOO SKINNY!!


I feel sorry for the poor bastard who actually tries to say these things. Sorry the games to slow. First of all I dont want to hear your voice, I would prefer it to be silent. secondly how would this ever work on a real human? Most of the things in this are ways to get SHOT DOWN...of course I bet you werent really trying to depict this as real life and I look like an idiot right now. But the fact still remains the game is boring

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3.32 / 5.00

Feb 6, 2007
6:09 PM EST
Simulation - Dating