lol my physics teacher will love this
though he will say something crazier than the slowing down time thing. the article never said anything about santa being human. hes been there ever since christmas started, when gift giving started, i bet jesus is saying
"On my birthday why are people giving gifts to other people?"
there are alot of theories on santa like Santa and Satan and nicknames Saint Nick and Old Nick. they both have red on too dont ya think? (i found this out by my self but dont know any one else have)
i would like to hear a theroy that a number of fat homless people dressing in red breaking into your house and give stuff because ther on something.