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A Christmas RPG

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Dec 20, 2006 | 3:12 PM EST

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There's been an explosion at one of Santa's factorys. The police are arresting random workers. And you, a minor worker, left in the dark about most things, are next.

Evade capture and work your way through the world as you attempt to discover the truth about the explosion, no matter who you take down!

Move with the W, A, S, D or Arrow keys. Interact with objects and your inventory through mouse clicks. Avoid being detected by the police, and find out the truth!

Three super-secret items plus one bonus secret available. Be sure to try and find them all!

And Happy Holidays!



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Confusing O.O

I can't seem to find anything in it. i got as far as the slab of plastic, but i cant find the bar. where is the pub?

Paranoia responds:

It's right ahead, in the main village area. You need to click the door to enter.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


warning: do not read if you want to find the 3 legendary items yourself.

rusty landmine:
near the earth mounds, there are 9 mounds in a group. get them all "digged"

mercury heels:
undergrounds, go standing in the strange circle, in the part right before the exit, and keep moving up.

rusty aqualung:

go to the pub, into the men's room, ang into the rightmost toilet (the boarded-up one). flush the toilet (by clicking the handle), and return to the sewers. keep going left, until you reached the end. over there you should find the aqualung. (only if you flushed the toilet earlier.)

good luck.

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Paranoia responds:

Glad you found everything :P


Rated 4 / 5 stars

a semi-disturbing short rpg.

I felt like this had a lot of potential. I havent played a decent conspiracy-esque rpg in awhile. Thank you for bringing back those old school memories.

I only got 2 out of 3 secrets. >_>"
the shovel and the 3x3 grid obviously and the pair of boots.
I never got the headgear though, the game is hard.

Not want to bash computer hard, but frustratingly hard.

I would have liked to see more clues but there were enough i guess. It just sucks because I am a tad slow.

nonetheless, totally finished it and i was going to give u a 4 but the epilogue made me give you a 5.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

I like it

Nice little game you've got there. Nothing outstanding, though, in my view.

Paranoia responds:

Meh :P

Merry Christmas!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

couldn't get past the digging hole part lol

It was okay but if the guy wanted to really get out of there he would have just hit everyone in the head with a shovel XD that's what i'd do!lol i didn't get past the puzzle with the digging...I know how to do it its just i forgot the key lol and i was to lazy to finish the game otherwise it was alright