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What do you get when you mix boredom, lack of friends and virtual drugs?
A FUCKING MASTERPIECE, THAT'S WHAT!
Voice acting by English Clock (not me!!)
A quality clock movie! The end is near!
Voices were quite funny, nice to not hear Speakonia for once.
And so the pieces come together
From hither to hather and rar rar rar winrar sucks or does it?
No it doesn't.
What a stunning submission indeed. The artful combination of exemplary graphics, inventive script, unparalleled sound, and innovative style make this flash a must-see. Britclock proves he has what it takes to go far with this animation, putting the majority of the portal's amateur flash attempts to shame. I will look forward to his next flash with bated breath, I hope he carries on the storyline of this one, which has the potential to become a fine series! Well done britclock!
Amazing in everyway.
People have the wrong idea about killing beasts it seems. Level doesn't matter whatsoever, it's all about timing and luck plays a small role.
Boars/Ripperbeasts - Face towards them, and backstep with them chasing you. When they're in reach of your melee weapon, swing once (or twice if you can), and then backstep again, and repeat until they're dead.
Bloodflies/Scavengers - Rush into them, get the first hit and don't let up. Make sure you're using the fastest attack (right click for me).
Wolves - Use a bow. These guys are worse than boars as they can sometimes manage a hit when you're backstepping. A bow is the safe option, otherwise, backstep and hit them before they hit you. Luck plays a part in this.
Goblins - Use a bow. These things are cheap little **** who somehow have a longer **** reach than you do, even if you're using a spear sometimes. If you can, try and hit them between their attacks, and then don't stop with fast attacks.
Trolls - Bow bow bow. You can't get anywhere near them with melee, sword or spear. If you can, summon some aid, like a demon, and let him take the brunt of the damage while you backstab the troll. Be careful though, don't attack too rapidly or it'll turn around and thwomp ya. Otherwise, steer clear.
Snappers - These guys are easy. Do the same as with boars, but feel free to use a standard attack (left click) instead, chances are it'll hit them first and it'll kill them quicker.
Lurkers - Use a bow if you can, otherwise, use a long weapon like a scythe or a spear. Draw them towards you, then quickly attack them and don't let up. They might fall out of reach and get a hit in, if this happens, RUN. Take a potion if need be and try again.
Skeletons/Zombies - Easy peasy. It's like fighting humans, 'cept they're a little bit cheaper and more annoying. If you're lucky, you can get a hit in straight away, and if so, don't let up. Usually however, they're more likely to hit you first, and cause a bit of pain. Your best bet is to dodge around them until they perform the lunge attack, avoid it, and while they're pulling back go crazy!
Demons - Tough bastards. I suggest using the bow, but for melee, you need to get them against a wall. If you can't do that, you need an ally to take the damage. If you can't do that, then good luck, I haven't had the pleasure yet. Try to attack their back, they take time to turn around.
Dragons - Hard either way. I've only had the pleasure once, and I didn't win it because I lucked out. Get them against a wall, and don't let up a single attack. If you miss even one melee attack, you're going to get hurt and probably killed. I suggest melee simply because it's easier to keep them against a wall and hack away, than it is to dodge their attacks with a bow.
I have to say...
"I thought that this flash movie was equisette and deserves a medal of the highest proportions, like, a ham and cheese award. Better yet, make it a Caeser Salad with Soy Sauce award."
*I agree to this statement: PossumClock
Tangy Mustard meets Sublo's roommate.
Nobody puts baby in the corner of the house!
Bowser is finally getting married OR IS HE??
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