I hope you die in a fire
The funny thing is that those really are clubs you find at college. Its hard to spot though because they're usually under different names. At my school they were called the "Progressive Student Alliance" and "NJPIRG."
Anyway, I got bored after a while watching this movie (you know, because its 18 minutes or whatever) but I was really amused in general at how you were saying totally true stuff (well assuming you replace the Harry Potter references with their real life parallels) but thought that you were using crazy hyperbole and making fun of Ann Coulter instead. Man, I bet you're one of those people who doesn't accept that McCarthy was right about every single person he accused.
Thats ok, I bet if you complain enough, you'll get some other liberals to throw money at you, since thats what they do in response to all their other problems.
Oh, and if Ann Coulter ever wrote a book titled "I Hope You Die in a Fire," I'd totally buy a dozen copies of it, because seriously, I do. (And also because capitalism fucking rocks!)