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"Command & Conquer - Why Generals - Zero Hour sucks" shows you the typical disaster of an EA game ...

EDIT: Oh wow, the movie finally got a REAL newsentry at ONE C&C fansite... awesome. God, i suck.

So, this is my second attempt at an C&C movie ... this is about the game Generals, by EA Games (the assholes who buy up all other companies just to get rid of em). At the start of the movie you will see some logo stuff, but that will change soon... i made it as entertaining as possible.

I know i should have done more stuff inside the movie... i had ideas about Alpha Auroras, Laser Crusaders... but in the end there were the file size problems... and soon i would have no time to work on the movie anymore, some other reasons.

So i needed to rush some scenes ... yeah like EA does it with their games. Producing this movie actually made me sick ... i actually hate the game, but still i play it, it´s kinda addicting. And then there was this "FINISH THE FUCKING MOVIE" feeling... so i did my best to finish it.

Yes the ending sucks, but i seriously didn´t want to work on it anymore ... fuck ... Command & Conquer Tiberium Catastrophe was a million times easier to make.

I think the movie was a failure in the end...

But still... have fun watching...



the fall and i know i cant spell

c&c was great once long ago before ea did what thay did and im with u on every thing u sed i have not played a ea game sents thay killed westwood and shut down earth and beyound once ageain ea sucks


I have bough the first decade And guess what?You Are WRONG you say zero hour is crappy and C&C 3 BEcause probably you are to lazy to download patches and if you say to me that im 13 years you fucked up cause im 35 man

ANd i hope you die in a fire for insulting Zero Hour and Shockwave
Good Day,
By Daniel

EA are a bunch of incompetent fucking gays.

Yep,almost everything with EA stamped on its side is a FUCKING EPIC DISASTER.In C&C3:Tiberium Wars,those incompetent fucking fools of AI programmers couldnt even program my units to fire back when fired upon.And they were on 'Aggressive Stance'.Also,units were overpowered 3/4 of the time,and i ended up getting killed half the time by some stupid fucking overpowered Scrin 'Devastator Warship'.Screwed up bastards.Also,you NEVER have enough fucking cash in the campaigns,and can only watch and scream:"FUCKING EA BULLSHIT PROGRAMMERS!!!"while your base and force gets torn apart by 20 fucking Venoms which didnt get shot down because you didnt have another 5k more to build a few AA defenses,and because your existing AA defenses got wiped out by some ridiculously overpowered Vertigo Bombers which couldnt be shot down.That said,EA probably executed those fucking useless programmers who did Tib Wars,and got new,more competent programmers on board for Kane's Wrath.The game was pretty good(better than all other EA productions),but it only scored a 82% rating on my brilliance meter.
Screw EA,support Actvision and Vivendi etc etc...and screw C&C and Kane and whoever else.Go Company Of Heroes.

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I do admmit EA suckz but RA2 is very fun and C&C 3 is not that bad.

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so true

that was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking random but funny and i agree generals did suck lol the best was the orignal red alert

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4.30 / 5.00

Sep 8, 2006
5:47 AM EDT
Comedy - Parody