I recognize that boss disappear sound effect from "Super Mario World"! That's my favorite video game! Wouldn't two monocles just be regular glasses? The girl sounds like an old lady. I doubt he'd be interested in her. Love the MS paint joke.
I mean, that's how you do some stuff here. It's interesting to see the story progress. It's weird, because it's really goofy but does have something going on. The talking axe goes along well. It's weird that you use "Epi" in the title.