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08-09-06 – 01-07-08

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


but don't diss final fantasy man else i will ............. ummmm i will cry and tell my mammy


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

HAHA. Good Job

"Dress up as a girl and beg for money"

I play RuneScape too, but not as much as I used to.
This was really funny.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I almost voted zero for the title

I am a long-time Runescape hater, and I automatically assumed that this was a tribute flash or some other shit like that. It's a good thing I actually decided to watch the movie and stuff, and found out it was a parody flash.

The art and animation were fairly well-done. You have a good style going, and you should keep using it for future animations. The blood and gore was good, although not too plentiful. Then again, you don't always need excessive violence for a good movie.

The sound quality for the voice clips was poor, unfortunatly. I can only reccomend getting a better microphone or something of that sort. Or perhaps the problem may be on your end, with your voice. Whatever the case, the music seemed fitting at least... What little there was of it.

There was no interactivity to be seen, which is understandable in a movie.

The humor was the main attraction in this flash. It doesn't get a perfect 10, but you can rest well knowing that people who stumble upon your flash [that dislike Runescape, at least] will find it humorous.

Keep doing animation, and I hope to see future work from you.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

haha, classic

well, as a die hard rs fan (yes, i have died now), i can see where your coming from.

zezima is a college student who enjoys rs to the point that he can bore himself to death to achieve his goals, but still has fun playing. unfortunately for your logic he does have a social life, he has been interviewed on, if you know what that is.

i want to kill all beggars. i want to kill all beggars. i want to kill all beggars. i want to kill all beggars. i want to kill all beggars. i want to kill all beggars. i want to kill all beggars. i want to kill all beggars. i want to kill all beggars. i want to kill all beggars. i want to kill all beggars. i want to kill all beggars. i want to kill all beggars. i want to kill all beggars. i want to kill all beggars. i want to kill all beggars. i want to kill all beggars. i want to kill all beggars. i want to kill all beggars. i want to kill all beggars.

hackers and scammers are fine compared to fucking beggars (prolly cuz they cant fool me! muahaha!)

yes, i am ready to kill myself over the time i wasted playing, but at the same time, the game is really addictive, i guess my subconcious doesnt want me to give up on something that ive invested so much time in... damn brain...

overall, good job, maybe increase by including the good things... um.. like... um...


wait wait ill think of something...

...the quests? there fun!...ish...

meh, i could have just summarised this in 2 words: good job. :P


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Mark James Aberdoer, i love you


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Its ok

it was funny untill the end wen u sed habbo hotel is for fags and also what about coke music? habbo is not for fags lol ok all i do on it is meet my mates who live in the usa


Rated 3 / 5 stars

I'm a fan of runescape......

But I found this flash to be interesting. But next time you should mention all the glitches that game has and the quality of the graphics lol!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Very true. I lol'd when you did the wilderness part. "See that noob?" "yeah, let's kill him he's just begging for it" OMFG

well done. hope to see more.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Thank you for another wise human being!

I just gave you 10 everything(beside interactivity), because I'm too lazy to give you an actual rating. Good work dude, but you should have mentioned more games. Habbo Hotel is for fags, as is Coke Music, Neopets, Club Penguin, Kingdom of Loathing, etc. Excellent work with Runescape. I don't know why people play that. For one, you know what's going to happen. You get rich, buy your shit, then what? There's nothing huge about that game. And as for buying a membership, I laugh at any friends dumb enough to do that.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Nice one man

I hate runescape, so i was really looking for some dude to tell the truth bout it....Thank god.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol that was good!

but why oh why must you bash on Final Fantasy 11 x_x!?!
thats games 999999999.99 better than runescape.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Haha, So Funny

I remember playing runescape, I stoped playing it a long time ago since it was boring and repetative. I'm sticking wit newgrounds since it is more of my type of thing anyways. The movie was good and I never knew people played Final Fantasy online like those other games. True habbo is the worst thing ever, anyways good job.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

loved it

"Who is Zezima? Zezima is the bot created by jagex created in 2001 to get all his stats up to 99 and take number 1 spot on the overall stats. Either that or the nerdiest arsehole ever." LMAO!
Thats so funny! Oh and yes Runescape is full of hackers! Best to stay away from the game. Could you make one of these about FFXI? I would love to see it!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Damn good ^^

This is awesome, funny as hell, and so, so true ^^


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

runescape (is crap) but it also just got OWNED!!!

Runescape just got owned, this is well funny


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

not to bad, kinda is a shit game

good point, pretty funny btw


Rated 5 / 5 stars

w00t! Great movie.

OMG, as the typical n00b puts it. The only decent RS parody I've ever found. And believe me, I tried. (congrats? Nah. Just f*ck everyone else. XD)


Rated 4 / 5 stars

very funny

and ill agree with u on the zezimma thing

great job, very funny, hope to see more!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

zezima does need to get laid

i don't think zezima is a bot because I saw him twice and we had a conversation. Was I talking to a robot?

Anyways nice flash and the thing about the hooker thing is true My sister got a Party Hat dressing like a blonde with pink shirt and pink dress. And the way zezima got all his stats to 99 is because he's a 15 year old nerd who plays runescape 24/7 and needs to get a fucking life. LOL I remember my clan owned him in wildy before. How the fuck do you raise construction to 99 in 2 days? That's how long it took for him didn't it?

I'd actually be scared to be zezima because everyone is always trying to be him or trying to get into his account. Alot of people do manage to get into his account but zezima is such a big nerd he got some kind of fire wall virus protector thingy.

My username is xdrag I'm not a member but my account would be perfect for a member. LOL I'm only lvl 73 but i have lvl 69 strength.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

good flash

to the guy behind me who is oviusly high zezima is 21 inoi used to go school with him so shut up great flash


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

yep, liked this one

it surely beats the crap out of runescape, even, tho, i gonna play it again :D:D im only having a break and hopin it to be as long as possible.... However, nice job. gratz


Rated 4 / 5 stars


This was pretty good.I'd love to see a sequel!
But that lady who was trying to get that dudes phat looked like a guy,ew.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

....totaly wrong!

runescapes an aswome game ur going to make ppl not want to play it. enjoy ur 2


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

funny but some stuff not true

you have made stuff in it not you can't do like there are no guns in the game but it was still good job


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

its good

i liked it, but the best way isn't to dress up as a girl and seduce rich guys, its to hack zezima (hes a bot, he wont care) and take all his stuff (which i assume is good)


Rated 3 / 5 stars


that was awesome! I am a fan of runescape...I want to hack zezima :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice work

That was amazing lol make a number 2 or somthing and most of it is true some people do make themselfs girls to get bf,s for free stuff if you ask me dating pixles in runescape is pretty sad for ngetting free stuff or not they are just plain noobs


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


My favorite part was the wilderness thing. The guy is walking quietly and you hear whispering then he gets hit like....72 or something.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

ok but ...

1) english accent needs inproving lol (2) zezima is not a bot or a lil ag who needs to get laid lol she is a very pretty girl..... but most of it is true yeh lol well done


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

ah ah

now im ready to play runescape...


Rated 2 / 5 stars

First apparences in RS

First your little flash. That's basically common (and superfical) knowledge about RuneScape. The graphics were subpar and voice quality was crap.

As for the points made in RS, balony. Zezima is not some bot, he's an avid gamer (that of course spends way too much time playing RS) but his stats are so high because he's been playing since the start.

I've only been playing for less than a year, but I have more than 30mil exp, and I'm not even playing that much each day. BTW, my handle in RS is the same as my username here.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

great stuff

i realy enjoyed it lol, zezima=a big nerd <- needs to get layd

hahahaha great

im playing rs right now :P ey great work, keep it up

time for a beer


Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol your right, zezima is an auto bot

lol i love that, rs is the shittiest thing ever, lol it takes so long, a big waste of time. lol great flash.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


Haha it was all so true...espesially the whole woman thing "pr355 111 2 b mi bf 100000 gp a day lawl0rz!!!11!"


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

The best part of the movie was the wilderness part

The best part of the movie was the wilderness part it made me laugh so fucking hard the first time lol. And now what was bad about it. First of all being english myself we dont speak like that at all well at least me and none of my freinds do. And people only get addicted to runescape if they are a very simple person with a simple mind and a small iq. I play runescape and i certainly aint addicted. Other than that very well made flash nioce graphics.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


pretty awesome if thers a #2 im really looking forward to it


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Lol the noob getting pwned was funny.

I have a runescape acc, zelda3002. so there, not like u guys care.

That IS all true man.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was hilarious!

I'm a Runescape player(points to name), but I thought that was hilarious. You made fun of the players then the game itself. Still funny! And Zach, shut the fuck up. I know plenty of Runescape players who have a life and it proves that you don't by logging onto a game you hate just to be an asshole.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

that was funny

i like it that was funny


Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOL!LOL! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man i luved the one about the wilderness and they attack the noob! haha!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I know who zezima is

Good movie but actually zezima is 16 years old netherlander my friend is a mod he knows zezima


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

So true so true....

Zezima has GOT to be an auto created by Jagex or somethin I mean come ON if he wasnt an auto then he IS the nerdiest person ever who stays on comp 24/7 and all those ppl who say they knew Zezima are freakin cheats the only known person who knew Zezima was N0valyte


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

50 27!

that was funny! but i think that's true, zezima bein like a bot, cuz when construction came out he was lvl 60 in a day


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


This was funny.
Zezima is not a bot.
And he has a life.
I have talked to him and he is in college.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

lol, i wish NG had more like that

well, that kicked ass. yes, screw anybody who says otherwise, zezima is a 40 year old guy who lives with his mom. Or a communal character (which i made up, it explains how your friends are ALWAYS FREAKING ON!!! and you know they arent autoing because they talk back and there are really good anti macroers now adays D:)you should have used for the definition of wilderness something more like a really fun place. go ther on world (the world you want to kill somebody) go out as far as you can, make sure your wearing your best stuff so you dont get pked, and let me know so we can conduct the ancient trade of assisnation for my own self interest. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAH
nice movie ^_^


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Good Job

Title says it all.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


lmao, the part in the wildy was so hillarious!


Rated 0 / 5 stars

50 and 27 to the wild

LMAO the part where the noob got hit by a 50 and 27 in wild was funny


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i loved this submission and sounds just like RS. heres another one, people who cant spell. make another one


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


lol that is funny


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Haha, runescape...

Graphics: The graphics could use some improving. It's not bad, but you could improve more on it.

Sound: British voice: Perfect for this flash, considering this game is British. However when it asks a question, the background music is barely hearable.

Style: Yay another person rupping on Runescape.

Violence: Some blood, bit of nudity. =/

You could try doing another runescape flash, or Maple Story flash. Or even a Rs vs MS flash. =D


Rated 5 / 5 stars


ive been on runescape hi-scores zezima isnt the number 1 player (yay!) other than that, great job!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Oh, twas' good.

(Note to the last poster: Your post was on 11/24/06, but this Flash was poster on 08/09/06. Zezima doesn't have #1 right now beacuase the Hunter skill has just been released.)

Oh, that was brilliant, man. Everything there was so to the point (and at times, sadly true) that I just had to laugh. I really enjoyed the "Dress up like a girl and seduce rich players" bit. Oh, I've had alot of experience as an acompliance to a "dresser-upper". I was supposed to be his(but at the time, her) brother during the whole ordeal. Such sad, sad, sad, lonley people on RS. Also, I liked the intro,"Killing, Hacking,Scamming, or.... Stat Training". It was brilliantly written, but lacking in the graphics department. It still looked clean, but a bit more practice animating would make it more enjoyable. :D Loved it. I hope you'll finish the recut you said you were working on soon. ^_^


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Who is Zezima? The nerdyest ass-hole EVER. OMG I loved it. 4 words Best Runescape Parody Ever. This is the funniest "dang" thing I've seen in a really long time keep it up!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i agree

lol this is true stuff here lol i played runescape now i play world of war craft make MORE!!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Funny =)

This is the best parody so far I've seen. I really liked the part about the wilderness. Good job.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


Omg very truthful movie lol. The graphics were good, though the were a bit a choppy. The voiceovers weren't really as bad as I thought they'd be, though the voice wasn't very convincing, and everyone sounded the same lol. It did have some humorous parts, and for your info, Zezima is a College student whos studying psychology, and has been called a crossdresser by girls who come into his dorm. I beleive that goes past saying hes a dork that needs sex lol. Great job man, hope to see another one of these come out.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


LOl thats a good way to teach nerds why they shouldnt play runescape they'll never get laid have a lonely life and like this movie all the players are made fun of u berdy runescape players this movie was funny


Rated 5 / 5 stars

its funny if you play runescape. if you,play runescape you'll know what i mean. this is EXACTLY what runescape is he forgot to mention the boring bit though. lol.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

So funny

I play RuneScape and I get alot of the jokes
(The BF/GF is one of runescapes biggest problems to me)


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

very good...

and funny, i play runescape and im addicted to it, i should destroy my computer lol


Rated 3 / 5 stars

LOL Funny

I never played runscape but it reminds me of my fave game, maplestory, also with some user who has more exp then anyone else, hehe anyways nice parody.

Runscape parody.



Rated 4 / 5 stars


although i do like rs i sorta like making fun of it. and im not gunna blow up my comp loool, good idea tho


Rated 4 / 5 stars


great runescape guide because it have:
1.not bad graphics.
2. Good sound.
3. Great humour.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

thats good and funny

lol i liked the wilderness and my account is a old man and he has a skirt (eww) ohh yea and femora? shut up! all runescape players arent nerdy!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

More like: &quot;The flaws of runescape&quot;

Overall, this wasnt bad. I admit that Runescape does have its problems(just like everyother game in existence) like scamming, hacking and males becoming females. There were some parts that were funny but could have been better. If you make another one, add more humor.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


What internet addicted person hasn't heard, or even played, Runescape? Good picture of Gower you had, and the Zezima jokes were very funny. Though, I heard, that he was overthrown, though briefly, by some other guy shortly after the construction skill was released. Very funny, the voice acting was fine.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

omfg roflmao

wow incredible that was funny as hell


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Best, flash, ever...

I laughed out loud... it was that good. I laughed like insane when I saw a robot chopping wood to represent zezima. That was great dude.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I absolutely love Runescape, but this video was still funny! Lmfao. M60 Your computer! "Lol he's just begging for it" The wild thing was funny as hell.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i give 10s

very funny ! you have talent ! saying he needs to get get laid thats classic!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Exactly my point of view.

I love this. I can't believe I didn't see this sooner! You should post it on Runescape Community (Zybez). I'll look at whatever else you have on here now. Bye.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

i dont think you now all of runescape

no no you got it all wrong zezmia is a girl and i think is going out with andrew and there 3 places to fight people 1 wild for fre and p2p and castle wars and al kazrd duel arena and for more i think your low lvl noob try to make people think nothings good about it i gues your somewere at lvl 40-50 so if you get mad at this sumbisn try to make a better one and atleast some more info not arny of that yall are lucky you went thore the tutorial island i had to start with out it in 2001.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Not bad

I like it, except that, you make runescape look dumb...try to like not make it seem so bad, i love RS.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Good, but bad.

Good flash, but bad becuase you made runescape look like a piece of shit.
PS: You said Zezima is a autobot, but he is actually a real nerdy guy.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I GIVE U A 10!

I'd rather waste time and money on a better game callled world of warcraft!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

funny, but not completely true...

it was kinda funny but rs isnt THAT bad... i dont play anymore but i know that training ur skills is boring as hell, yet so addictive... thats y i quit...

but anyway it was ok but it was just another rs h8 flash...

the seducing a rich guy part made me laugh tho, so i think that at least deserves a 3/5

btw zezima isnt a bot, hes just a lifeless loser if u ask me...


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Kinda funny

the zezima stuff is obviously right. and the magic in the wildy thing was funny. its worth watching if for some strange reason you search for runescape.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


HA! HA! HA! lol im a long time runescape player and i laughed so hard ... zezima is obviously a cheater that does need to get laid :p glad you agree... it was good :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Zezima either a bot or the nerdest jack ass ever


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Just M16 your computer.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

FUCK runescape

i love it!
this is very funny.
"Just M16 your computer"
The King of Burnout has spoken!!!LOL!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Stil the best of my RS haters list!

I haven't checked this video in all so long. But since I was over at my forum at National Guard of Runescape (the primary haters of JaGeX Ltd -- and Rule 11), I had some fond memories of good laughs here. Just had to return to relive them. Especially about the description of the one they STILL worship daily, autominer by the name of Zezima.

Very nice work, and still not topped yet in this game title of RuneScape, for your excellent parody.


Rated 1 / 5 stars


This is totally irrelevant. 1 point cos u can actually SPELLLLLL, unlike SOME useless RS haters. Besides, runescape rules, how can u dis it, man, it rocks! (Oh yeh another point for decent animation)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Funny as hell :)

Basically, I was laughing at nearly all of it, especially the wilderness and topless woman =P

Graphics are fine, I don't see why they need to be improved. Also don't change the voice on this! I'm british and yeh doesn't sound like most of us but it fits with the whole flash, so good job on all parts.

I have also played runescape and got addicted for a little while, but yeh you put the points across =) Especially the wilderness part, was laughing so hard I cried xD

Hope to see more stuff soon!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


god i loved it, i used to play RS but i swapped for WoW and i must agree with you on everything,especially about the seducing part,its all to true


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

lol, but runescape is cool!

runescape is cool im addicted to it my combat is 82 and total lvl 1249!
and zezima is no autobot XD i is just a n0lifer!
and you can make money by merchanting or sell items you make or kill monsters.
you probaley know that:D nice movie lol.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i'm a jerk!

totally awesome flash. I use to play Runescape but then the computer data-base thingy broke down and the new one doesn't have java. I'm pissed!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


0mg t3h b35t 1 evr. n1c3ly d0n3


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

bad game

I HATE RUNSCAPE! its the worst and nerds play it 24/7. you wast you live playing it du =-D


Rated 4 / 5 stars


used to play it but i grew out of it

everything in that flash is true!!!

well I'm gonna go hang myself

why! so much time! WASTED!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

naked buy with stuff

dude a man acting like a hot babe with larg you know what just for 60gp you can be reported for drug use wait thers no rule for drug use


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Really funny!

So true, very true. Stopped playing that pathetic excuse of a game.
Runescape is gay!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i know zezmia he is the biggest nerd of all time


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


sounds like you were scammed and hacked often, if you're careful that doesn't happen.

zezima is a normal player, he is nice and said so in a filmed interview, he is just the best player, there has to be a best player, that doesn't mean he is a cheater or a nerd.

he says he is going to college right now.

and how do you get gold in runescape?
killing stuff, staking, pking, etc.
what is the wildereness?
wildereness = coolness, that place is fun.
what is there to do in runescape?
chat, roleplay, play one of the lots of fun minigames, pk, train a skill, go to the barrows, have fun at duel arena, explore o.O buy stuff, have fun with your friends, etc.

it's nice


Rated 4 / 5 stars


Holy crap thats so true! you somehow managed to capture the blowtasticness of runescape with everything, and the animation was spot on, Did you frapps that, cause the pixelation and many straight lines made it look exactly like the real piece of game. Good job and keep up the good work!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Runescape rules!!!!!

In planet of geeks!!!!!!!!!!But still good video!


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