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Update: The sequel has at last arrived! Episode Two: RoboCochran Took an Axe! If you are interesting in seeing it, please proceed to

http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/377849

This flash started out as a basic parody of the game "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney" for the Nintendo DS; what it turned out to be, however, is a lesson in letting one's mind wander wherever it wills itself to go.

Without giving away too much of the surprise, this cartoon features cameos from everything imaginable. This should be very funny for fans of randomness and puns. Not a very high form a humor, but there is enough senseless violence and fart jokes to at least draw out a snort.


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oh lord ganon you and your floating eyeball:3

Privateer-black is right

Leave this for youtube


My god, the voice acting was terrible, but in a funny way! Lord Voldermort's Loyer is a robotic turd! HAHAHA!!!!

My god, u definatly need to keep this up!

Just... no.

I'm sorry, but I just have to be honest and say this... This flash was bad, even with my sense of humor. The animation was low-grade, the voice acting all sounded nearly the same, and the plot... I won't say. Although, I do admit that Lucius is a douche and that Lex Luthor deserves a death like that, or something more painful and prolonged.

I would recommend some practice with Flash for a little while.

Uh, what to say...

Umm that was strange and funny... why Voldemort? I think Sepiroth would've been a better leader, or even Ganon... but, it was funny though the animation was not as good as it could've been... So I gave it an 8 for good plot, but semi-good drawings.

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3.38 / 5.00

Jul 29, 2006
3:50 PM EDT
Comedy - Parody