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Full title: Fap to Newgrounds Accounts: "Hamy_Jamy" [Episode #002]

I will respond to all reviews written. So please find it in your soul to write one. :)

In this episode, we find ourselves with the Newgrounds user known as Hamy_Jamy, who just happens to be the user with the 9th most reviews on Newgrounds and...well, you'll see what happens next. ;)

Oh yeah. When requesting to be featured. It helps if you have high stats or known on the BBS. ;)...or if you send pics of bobs.

Please note that this is a joke submission. Please laugh at it and not take it too seriously. Heh.

Non-portal music:

Barney Miller TV theme song
YOB - Big Bag

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ha funny

haha this was amusing, its always nice to see the oldstyle profile and designs, also its always nice again to see the profile of hammy/jammy heh, the audio was notbad, and the ending songe was alright, an entertaining flash here i enjoyed it, you should have made more like this they are ok

more animation would be nice more interaction like maybe clickble things

hammy_jammy profile


detracts and it isn't

+++ Cool song for ending.

+++++ Concept.

- The intro seemed too long. The time it took for the title screen to disappear and for you to even come on-screen before you 'sit' was annoying when I just wanted to get to the action!

-- Don't like the 'splodges'.

--- I think it's just not as funny. Still makes me smile and 'you've been very bad' is a cool line, but after the concept, it wasn't really carried on.
With #1, you kinda had a whole self-deprecating thing, where you're playing the part of some dweeb and you actually mumble about the profile as you're fapping. In this, as HJ says, maybe you were too nice?

++ Ending tune is a good pick.

Enjoyed. But the intro detracts and it isn't /quite/ as funny.


Another great part of the Fap to NG accounts series. I can see improvements such as the getting on the computer part. :) And for this episode, there's Hamy_jamy. Yes, he has so many reviews, but still has around 3600 reviews. :( Damn flash authors deleting their own flashes. Anyway, great work again and I do hope you will go and make more of these flashes. I don't want to try and sound like some attention whore, but I want to see me being featured on one of these episodes. XP Hopefully you will continue this series soon.



For the most part it wasn't as good as the first one. The fact that only concentrated on reviews and the fact that it was shorteer wasn't great. My main problem was the squeaking during the part before the fapping. Whatever it was, it was painful to listen to. The graphics were a very nice improvement though, and adding inthe guy logging on and everythign was a nice touch.

Sure yea whatever

it was good and that stuff but i HATE HAMY_JAMY he's an idiot

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3.90 / 5.00

Jul 24, 2006
10:12 PM EDT