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Metal Gear Toast 3

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*HOLY SHIT! Front page! All my years of hard work have finally paid off! THANK YOU NEWGROUNDS!*
*You'll either really love this or really hate this. Either way, give me some constructive criticism. I apologize if my responses are harsh, but some of your reviews are pretty damn unnecessarily harsh as well!*

Solid Snake stars in the most hilarious and random adventure he's ever faced! You'll never guess what crazy thing will happen next, and you'll be laughing the whole time at the pure sexyness that is this humor-filled masterpiece! This is my 10th flash animation, so I went all out to make sure this is the best I've ever created!

So, sit back and enjoy the ride, it's one you soon won't forget!



It seems that most of the people giving this anything over an 8 are on drugs or under the age of 12 for the same reason you see other 0s on the reviews. Its not funny, its just random crap.


I'm sorry, but this was stupid. I heard the screech sound way too much, and it seems you're just copying Metal Gear Awesome. I know drawing all the stuff for a flash is hard, but come on. Another thing, there was no real plot to it. Nothing was planned; it's just too random. I hate being mean, but I'm sure you could do much better than that.

Tyler, hang yourself.

Here's a one-line review:

If you took David Firth's (Jerry Jackson) Super Mario parody and thought he was TRYING to do a good job, it's still better than this flash.

tmanking responds:

Well, aren't you just a ray of fucking sunshine! How about this, I'm making a list right now:
1) Get a fucking life. You think you're so great because you can tell people anything you want on newgrounds, and you probably get off on it.
2)You probably are going to live in your parent's basement the rest of your life.
3) Create a fucking flash before you put down others. You're worthless for not even trying yourself. And don't tell me you can do better because I bet you haven't even tried and if you have it was so shit you didn't even submit it.
4) One-line review for your life: "Would you like fries with that?!"
5) Seriously, man, I don't like to be mean, but do you really think you're all that for telling people to hang themselves when you can hide behind your faceless screename?! You would never have the balls to tell me this in person because you know you wouldn't be able to hide behind the internet then.
6) You're a horrible person, and you need to re-evaluate your life. Get a fucking clue, man.
7) Got a fucking problem with my flash film? Give me some constructive criticism instead of this bullshit.
Enough fucking said.


Yea, that was random, and some people may think thats funny.
I don't, the graphics weren't good..at all..the sounds was just reaallly bad..you don't hold the mic half an inch away from your mouth when your doing voice overs. Then the pics of people were cut out very poorly and i could still see most of the backgrounds from where you got them. Flame me all you want with "where's your long list of flash" or "it was better then what you could make"..you can try to be funny by leaving an answer of what i just said, or you can just stop with this god awful random junk. Oh, and i do have a long list of flash on my com..i just choose not to submit it because im smart and know when to submit and when not to submit.

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4.02 / 5.00

Jun 26, 2006
2:50 AM EDT
Comedy - Parody