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Metal Gear Toast 3

rated 4.02 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Parody

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Jun 26, 2006 | 2:50 AM EDT

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*You'll either really love this or really hate this. Either way, give me some constructive criticism. I apologize if my responses are harsh, but some of your reviews are pretty damn unnecessarily harsh as well!*

Solid Snake stars in the most hilarious and random adventure he's ever faced! You'll never guess what crazy thing will happen next, and you'll be laughing the whole time at the pure sexyness that is this humor-filled masterpiece! This is my 10th flash animation, so I went all out to make sure this is the best I've ever created!

So, sit back and enjoy the ride, it's one you soon won't forget!



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Couldn't finish it. Was making my head hurt.

Look, maybe this just isn't my thing, but even funny-by-way-of-randomness funny usually has a kind of dream logic to it. This is the kind of thing that makes me go: Was there any point to basing this around a particular character (in this case, Solid Snake) other than a surplus of sounds and graphics from the Metal Gear series to use for the purpose? Poorly drawn googly eyes for the sake of poorly drawn googly eyes aren't in and of themselves funny. Nor random violence. I will say, I did like the "Freedom!" bit.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


This is one of the funniest things i have seen on newgrounds.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Not funny at all. Randomness like this isn't funny, cause' when you make this, you don't care, you just make it crap, but other dumb people decide to give it a ten just based upon the Hilarity, which isn't the proper way to review a flash. This wasn't funny, and it was just some crap backgrounds, and pasted pictures, with only one drawn character: Snake.


Rated 0 / 5 stars


I'm sorry, but this was stupid. I heard the screech sound way too much, and it seems you're just copying Metal Gear Awesome. I know drawing all the stuff for a flash is hard, but come on. Another thing, there was no real plot to it. Nothing was planned; it's just too random. I hate being mean, but I'm sure you could do much better than that.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

We've got mutha f****n cats on a plane.

Constructive Criticism in 3...2....1...

A: I belive, with every fiber of my being, that you CANNOT make a parody look good. Parodies are supposed to look as ridiculous as possible. You cant suddenly make anime like "Serial Experiments Lain" into a Dane Cook special, or turn "Titanic" into "Ace Ventura". Parodies are meant to be funny....
B: And i believe this flash does fairly well at that. There's nothing funnier than Solid Snake snapping necks. You cant say you didnt laugh when he punched that baby. "FUCK PENGUINS!"
C: Those of you who voted 0 through 4 arent giving this movie enough credit; while it isnt perfection, it IS better than most of the garbage that comes through. for example, eternal70200 said that the Super Mario Bros that have been coming though were better...FUCK YOU eternal70200! David Firth is a cockloving 10 year old with no flash talent. And i love your comment toward him..."Would you like fries with that?" Kick ass man. Make more parodies and snipe the assholes. Ill be watching. (Vote 4)