Snakes sometimes wear pants.
zzZZzzz. *alarm* I woke up, cos the alarm went off. Then I got out of bed and put some clothes on, cos my roommate doens't like me nude. Then the phone rang... I was screening my calls so the machine picked it up. It was my "friend" Shawn. He said "Yo, davida, I thought you was gonna play wit myyyy Frog!" Then ramble on, and on, and on. I scratched my ass then went to get a bowl of cereal, but there was no milk. I already poured the cereal, so there layed a bowl of cereal with no milk. I watched my roommate as she watched that stupid dr. phil show and laugh. hahahahahahha, lol ^_^ I went work, and lifted a bunch of boxes for a while. "BLUuuuuu!" My co-workers would scream, at the top of they lungs. All I wanted was a mih and a beer. So, when I got home I smoked and drank. It was good. I waited impatiently, but then my friend Oondy came over and he drank beer with me (hold on, I need one now).... ok. So, anyway, Oondy and I went to Jed's and drank a "Roofy's Bomb" and a "Skittle Bomb" and hit on the waiteress, she was really hot! Smoking. Then I rambled, then Oondy rambled, then drank some more, then went home and beat the crap out of each other. Teh end.