I love how you put Moot in there
Moot is a cat O.O
I'm no newfag, but still O.O
Loved the "I wish to be the little girl" reference and longcat made me lol.
Banhammers made me lmao.
cool story bro.
im a newfag myself but i got most of it.
ALL I CAN SAY IS .. THIS IS BRILLIANT <3 :3