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H.Potter and the 5 trials

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Harry Potter and the 5 trials of wit, mocking 5 scenes from book 5 and 6 that were a bit.. awkward.. So yeah, spoiler alert if you haven't read them and stuff..

Explanation of the scenes:

Scene 1: The books always follow Harry's perspective, so we often miss a lot of the action. So in book 5 where Ron, Luna Ginny and Neville are held captive by older, stronger, and a lot more slytherins,yet escape without explanation and wounds to rush after Harry. Meaning they must be super human beings... And yet Harry still doesn't want them to go along their trip to save Sirius, While Harry himself fights his battles by either watching, or running away. Yeah...

Scene 2: the room of requirement, that contains EVERYTHING you might need, and all characters use it for a classroom, or a closet. Do i really need to explain how stupid it is? ^^;

Scene 3: Funny, Dumbledore spends endless lessons to explain Voldemort's past, which is basicly "he was a brat when he was a kid, and he's still a brat as dictator". And in the end he never had a chance to even explain harry how to find/destroy horcruxes.. smart...

Scene 4: I like that Harry/ Ginny couple, but it's extremely awkward GInny's feelings during the whole thing are never told, everyone assumes she still likes Harry.. in real life, underestimating girls like that can be lethal..

Scene 5: ah, the cave scene.. Voldemort won't kill them , that's nice Dumbledore, but aren't you the guy who always sais there's worse things then death? And even if your "only" trapped, noone knows your there, so you're left with no food/ drinks.. smart.. And he immedaitly drinks the poison, doesn't try to tip over the goblet or anything.
And when Harry notices the water dissapears from his hexed cup, instead of NOT using the damn cup, he runs towards the monsters infected lake. And those guys must save the world? Dear me..

Scene 6: homage to my favorite halfblood prince scene :)

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UUUUUMMMMMMMM....... Forget Something?

For the first 4 excellent, for the last, while funny, totally wrong. DUMBLEDORE made that cup using his magic, it wasn't hexed at all. Please be sure of your facts before creating a parody.



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Donkey Kong Bongo Song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XD


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my fave part was the end with he bpongo head


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