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May 14, 2006 | 11:41 PM EDT

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EDIT - StarCraft II is finally coming... :D
EDIT - I'd like to make a note about the religious Zealot scene, I didn't really want to put anyone down and I regret making the scene the way it is, but really the point I was trying to make is what Nigel mentions, "Here we can see how highly religious the Protoss are," I mean it to be all in fun, with no bad intentions!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

loved it

3 words:
lol great job wronchi!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Simply exclent, the part of the "for ala!" made me laugh so much xD
Really good job


Rated 5 / 5 stars


dr love stimpack x) man this was awsome and super funny please make many more like this please. (smegal demand it for the love of stimpacks please) x)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

great man!

all these losers that lost their nerve on the very small, pointless, no offence meant WoW joke... they need someone to change their diapers i guess... some poeple say the animation was choppy, well you need to turn down the quality some. this movie was drawn very well, and i'd love to see some of these people try to make something to this standard. I also don't understand why these people think you were dissing starcraft... obviously you are a huje sc fan, otherwise you wouldnt have had as good of funny ideas to put in it, relating to the plot of the game. People also bitch that blizzard announced that there will be no sc2, but did you ever think that they might be refering to sc ghost? or that not every person on has the time to go and look on the blizzard website, and read through all the news to find that declaration. i hope you put out another one man, and knock all these assholes back in the dirt, where they belong. ( only a few rere's that is ;) )

Great flash, i theroughly enjoyed the zerg part. "I have organized a squad of fluffy bunny kisses (fluffy bunny kisses is zerg for Ultraisks) they will be drenched in human blood, runing at the humans, and screaming at the top of their lungs." very clever, especially the "fluffy bunny kises" for ultras. thats the complete opposite of what ultras are... lol my most favorit part was the scv, he was rambling, and half the stuff he sayd you couldn't hear because of the wealder, but he had to be talking fast, because he would be talking about something completely different the next time you heard him. nice job man, and ignore these ignorant losers who would diss the cleaverness of this flash, they obviously have no life if they are mad because the terrans arent from earth... lol


Rated 5 / 5 stars


That was great! Everything a flash needs! But one question, Is there really going to be an SC-2?