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May 14, 2006 | 11:41 PM EDT

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EDIT - StarCraft II is finally coming... :D
EDIT - I'd like to make a note about the religious Zealot scene, I didn't really want to put anyone down and I regret making the scene the way it is, but really the point I was trying to make is what Nigel mentions, "Here we can see how highly religious the Protoss are," I mean it to be all in fun, with no bad intentions!

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Funny but slow

Yeah it was pretty funny, and I did laugh a couple times, but really, you have the comedic timing of a snail. If you sped things up it would be a lot funnier. It was just too slow to develop.

Oh and as the last reviewer said, Sean_Guevara, you are a MORON. Go back to doing something you're more suited to, like...heading FEMA or something. Seriously, don't be such a stupid twat because you can't take a joke, stupid n00b.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Sort of ok

Some of the humour was a little to slow. It was drawn out to much. The funnier bits were when then ghost disappeared or the marine jumped the firebat cos they were quick and unexpected. Not a bad bit of work and a novel idea to say the least. :)

As to Sean, the previous reviewer: This flash wasn't supposed to be informative. You don't watch parodies to find out more about their original subjects, you watch them for a laugh. If you wanted to know more about the game just go and play it. Sorry for taking up review space like this but pompus little twats like that just shit me >:(


Rated 2 / 5 stars

good flash artist, bad topic

right, so through making this what have u achieved? u would argue that u wanted to show a parady of this computer game; however, i never understand why people with the ability to make such movies would waste their time. U could easily create something far better, more artisic, metaphoric, meaningful and memorable than this.

so u play "StarCraft", so how is that a basis to create a flash about it? does it mean that much to u? because i'm sure it doesn't mean anything to viewers like me. i chose to watch this flash because i thought it would give me an insight into the game, and thus why people r addicted to it. it didn't provide this at all. all it did was bask in its own glory, sure u described what the races/ people did, but only as a parody - aiming to players of the game themselves.

as a flash artist u also need to sell ur movie to the audience (ie. me). therefore, if u make another flash, make sure u make the topic of the flash accessible to a wider audience. (without insulting religions or people in the process - that part was terrible).

i think u could better with flash. not in terms of graphics, but in terms of topic and style. this flash was a waste of time, perhaps mirroring such online games as Warcraft, Starcraft, CSS etc.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Kinda funny

I laughed a few times and since there aren't alot of StarCraft parodys such as this i have to say this will be a sure classic
as will the sequel if it's ever made.


Rated 5 / 5 stars