Ultimate Ninja Showdown 4

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Inu Diaben vs. The Fat Ninja. This is a flash for a forum where we battle each others ninjas. May the best flash artist win.

Thanks to DoucheFlagon (Utz) For the voice of the clerk.


Oh. My. God.

I sat through all that idiocy about McDonald's orders and the your useless rant against fat people, just praying for a decent fight scene to make it all worth it. Then the fight lasted about 5 seconds. I don't know what's the worst thing about this series! The fact that you made a forum dedicated to you making fun of other peoples' IMAGINARY ninja, the fact that your humor lends itself to that of a 9 year old (did I read your profile right? You're 34?!), or the fact that your obsession with 3D animation results in shitty fights where the moves are awkward, repetitive, and short. You get no points. Stop making these.

p.s. This is what you said to a reviewer of UNS 2:
PureCarnage's response:
Yeah, it was supposed to... kind of an ad for the concept, after this one... all the future episodes will be far superior in ninjaness.

How the FUCK is one ninja with an almost unintelligible voice defeating whiny bitches in any way related to "ninjaness?" There's no suspense. There's no honor. There's no skill.

PureCarnage responds:

Ha this just made me laugh... you take life way to seriously. Lighten up and take a walk in a park you daffy cumquat.


good lord this is awful. I did appreciate the subtitles, but it is not enough to make up for the fact that this is one of the worst works of "art" I have ever seen.

Though I should have expected it would be like this, I found it on the favorites of someone who was yelling in a review of a "Jerry Jackson" cartoon because they took it seriously.

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3.27 / 5.00

Apr 20, 2006
3:52 AM EDT
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