I'm Catholic, and just so you know, it's not really Catholics you need to worry about offending, seeing as Catholics are notorious for not focusing on Bible reading. ;)
The Flash itself was fine, a bit slow at parts, humorous at others. The animation was fairly good, and with some practice, I think it could get to be really good.
While I enjoyed the dinosaur semi-running gag, this Flash just wasn't that interesting. After seven miserable years of Catholic school leading me to go agnostic, I understand how much fun it can be to make a mockery of religion, but the jokes were flat, and your voice just aren't good. (Jesus and Jake sound the exact same?)
By the way, the music that you used for the Moses parting the Red Sea scene is from Mozart's 40th Symphony, not his 7th.
I know the sound is crappy, that's the biggest issue with my flashes. I really need to buy a decent microphone.
I loved the Scare Tactics part!
Looks like you worked very hard on this.
You got BALLS man!
As a practicing atheist, I love the jokes. I have read the bible, and I really enjoyed the references. Well done. Hope this makes it!
That was Freakin' Hilarious!!!!! I LUVE IT!!!!