This project started off with satirical intentions, but quickly derailed into stream-of-conscious retardation. Still, I am pretty proud of the end result, which should give you some indication just how low my standards and my level of talent really are.
It runs about 3 minutes long or so. I was too lazy to put in a pause button. I apologize. Still, please turn the sound up, sit back and enjoy.
Addition: I believe I may have fixed the preloader.