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Mar 13, 2006 | 7:53 PM EST
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Rated 4 / 5 stars


As ever a slightly odd and disturbing take on stuff. Love it.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


There is just something about this flash that gives it that edge.

Cool, i like it


Rated 4 / 5 stars

David, listen to me! Listen to me! Listen!!!

Dear David Firth,
First and foremost, I do love you David, I do. I truly love you, and you and me both know I'm not the one to just say that. I mean it, I truly do! But today I want to talk about the problem at hand. You have not shown me any affection in far to long.

I mean, I know we have that understanding, you know, that mutual acception; You have your animating career to look after, and I have the kids to support, but still, show some decency. I have reviewed many of your works, and I haven't even gotten a 'Thank you!', christ, have you even noticed me?

Dave, I thought we really had something, you know, those beautiful nights under the moon, our first bottle of wine together, and remember, remember when you penetrated me for the first time? Oh golly, how I miss our moments. These days its like I'm nothing to you, absolutely nothing.

All I want is acknowledgement, I just want you to acknowledge me, just once! I just want to feel again, David, I just want to know your heavenly touch one last time. Please, for the sake of our children, our relationship, and our passion long forgotten, respond to me.

Your Lover, Your Caretaker, Your Mistress
Shawn L.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


I think you're reading too much into it, CHIKUNHED. It looks to me as if each child represents an individual country and the government which eventually restricts bombs from certain children to be the UN. Maybe this whole thing was about Pearl Harbor, how Japan was being rejected by a lot of the other countries and denied access to the UN and consequently bombed the United States.

Or maybe it was just an absurd film composed of random ideas. Either way, it was good.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


Really well written. I love the voiceovers and the things they say, as usuall from Firth its original, surreal as hell and damn funny. Firth is a legend!