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The NG e-Penis Calculator

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Ever wondered how your e-Penis measures up against other NG users? Me neither, but NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO FIND OUT!

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I have the biggest penis ever. :O

=99999999999999999999999999 miles (99999999999999999999999999 km) Ohemgee. :O



Wierd

6.074 inches which is close to my real penis which is odd.



AHH!

-922746869 inches (-2343777047.26 cm)
= -76895572 feet (-23437770 m)
= -14563.55 miles (-23437.77 km)



Coolio

3143 inches (7983.22 cm)
= 261 feet (79 m)
= 0.04 miles (0.07 km)



WTF AWESOME!!

HOW HOW

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look

1881281124 inches (4778454054.96 cm)
156773427 feet (47784540 m)
29691.93 miles (47784.54 km)


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Uploaded
Mar 12, 2006
9:41 PM EST
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