Yao Ming once ate 300 hamburgers. When he was asked to pay for them, he leaped 67 feet straight up and plowed the manager into hell with his feet. He then pointed sternly and said "BITCH!!!!!!"
Yao Ming once stopped Chewbacca simply by pointing at him and saying "no"
Yao Ming went back in time and shoved a rock up Ghengis Khan's ass. He then pointed to Khan and said "BITCH!!!!!!!"
Without a dream no one thought we'd survive.
For to long we've been deprived
The final piece of the puzzle has arrived
The missing link of a championship drive!