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Mr. Assface formerly of MTV News is now on a new broadcast, ASS IN YOUR FACE NEWS.

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well I liked it

Funny stuff, I actually watched the 2nd one first, and I think the 2nd is better. But, thats a good thing, means YOU'RE getting better! keep it up bro.

Don't listen to the bad reviews because they have the same bullshit to say. Please god, give me one intelligible bad review on NewGrounds...

Is this what this place has turned into? A soapbox for the losers out there to give bad reviews, act like they have a backbone, whine about shit they because they don't get it, and to fake being offended or concerned...oh, I forgot, its ALWAYS been like that.

The last reviewer reminds me of someone I didn't talk to ever, because they were a whiney bitch... Someone I was much cooler than, someone that didn't have I life. This person was gone in a few minutes, because I started talking to someone else. Anyone else. "You remind me of someone who shot themselves"... wow dude, thats gold, you write this shit yourself? or do you check out grade schools to get the latest and greatest diss!

Piss off and die haters, or think of something worth reading; this movie rocked!

Clearly you got issues.

You remind of a guy I once knew. He curse all the time, run down everyone. Only way he could feel good about himself. Then one day he put a gun to his head to shoot himself. His body was discovered 3 days later. Nobody really cared. I don't even remember his name. He simply became nothing. Never even thought of him for 10 years until today.

beaton responds:

I can tell, you got bullied as a kid.

I remind you of someone you knew? Are you retarded? Do you not know the animation was plot outlined and it's a character being acted out? Does the word 'comedy' even exist where you live? Or are you just incoherent?

You don't remember the name of the guy that put a hole in his head but you remember a detail like exactly how many days later he was found? Probably because it was a fabricated analogy to support your incompetent point.

You're a confused hypocrite. You feel dignified with a soft spot for gay people, but you're quick to boast about how you and no one else cared when one supposed guy killed himself just because he cursed and ran people down. You have poor logic, and flawed convictions.

In ten years you can reminisce about me to ensure your own self worth and how you're a good samaritan. It's all a fantasy. Just with this review you've left me and other reviews you've written; you like to run people down too. Don't come to me with this bull shit. Go lash out on your reflection in the mirrior.

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It was ok at first but then that voice got annoying, and it was too long IMO.

so poor

that was just plain bad. ur obviously sum kid or man-child who is totally ignorant and full of hate. plus ur drawing, animation and flash skills are non existant. i pity you.

beaton responds:

I'm obviously "sum" ignorant kid. Your own ignorance has eluded me. The fact that you're hiding behind a computer over in another continent, spilling your mind to me is totally telling me you're over twelve.

Oh, and PLUS, what the fuck was the 1 in interactivity for, retard? Do you even know what the word means? But still, I really believe you're over twelve, man.

Ehh, wasnt too bad...

But it got too long, and the humor dried up pretty fast...swear words are only funny when used for five minutes in a row...anything more than that and you'd better have a limb missing as your only excuse to be going on like that...

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Feb 20, 2006
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