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Cock Slapped

rated 4.11 / 5 stars
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Feb 10, 2006 | 12:34 AM EST
  • Frontpaged February 13, 2006
  • Daily 4th Place February 11, 2006
  • Weekly 3rd Place February 15, 2006

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Good afternoon DILDOS. Today we bring you this new cartoon from PRESIDENT BUSH to make you HOT. It is both BROWN and LEATHERY. Your mom is EXPLOSIVE. I like RUNNING. OJ Simpson CONTEMPLATED his wife and got away with it



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I'm a rooster

o.o That...was short. LOL! But it was definately...cock slapped.

SOUND: Rooster had a nice voice. Heh, "Cow noodle soup" eh?

HUMOR: That dude with the glasses.....XD


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Great one

Wow, he really got cock slapped! :P nice one, great graphics!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Offends both chickens and vegetarians, TWO THUMBS

The pencil dropping and the cock slap was hilarious and well done, best part of the short of course and for that and only that I give it a 7 but no points earned on anything else. Could have standed to be a little longer and more offensive towards vegetarians but it was good


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


wtf XD

Well not bad actually. I would of liked it more if the dude had taken a flamethrower and cooked the rooster in front of the chicken's eyes to eat him fried.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Cow noodle soup.

I don't mean to be negative but it looks like the art put in for the menu is better than the art in the animation. Just an observation. Nice design skills I guess.

The joke was a little weird and I saw it comming from a mile away but the sound and animation still work so it didn't hurt your score too badly. Keep it up, I <3 Tomorrow's Nobodies. (did this qualify as a 'Nobody's Shorts'?)