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Cock Slapped

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Good afternoon DILDOS. Today we bring you this new cartoon from PRESIDENT BUSH to make you HOT. It is both BROWN and LEATHERY. Your mom is EXPLOSIVE. I like RUNNING. OJ Simpson CONTEMPLATED his wife and got away with it



Where did you come up with this? Hey, does that restaurant serve Human-noodle soup? Well, if you can have chickens waitressing and roosters taking orders... never hurts to ask.
Seriously, I liked this.


Ohhh man! This 1 was preety funny! I never heard of a cow noddle soup though........

Now this i like

Haha ordering a chicken breast from a rooster (or cock) good pointless humor ^^

lol that was funny

My mum walked in on me watching this...she got the wrong idea. If it was a sick flash it would of been called turkey slap....lol..anyway good flash, excellent animation, good humour made me laugh. Keep up the good work.

ya see

it needed some work... it is not quite front page material, but with a little longer flash time and graphics update you would get my thumbs up

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4.11 / 5.00

Feb 10, 2006
12:34 AM EST
Comedy - Original
  • Frontpaged February 13, 2006
  • Daily 4th Place February 11, 2006
  • Weekly 3rd Place February 15, 2006