NOTE: Ok, ok, for those of you who are confused:
This is based on the "Chronic of Narnia" SNL skit. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it: http://www.youtube.com/w
Shoot everything you see. Some things fly at you; I’d shoot them faster if I were you. This would be better with a high score database, but I didn’t have enough time to put one together, nor do I have access to server space at the moment. In light of this, just type your highest score in a review and we’ll all believe you.
Oh BTW I discovered that this game runs like crap on older computers about 10 minutes before I completed it. So much for developmental multi-platform testing. My guess at recommended system requirements (I could be wrong):
Processor Speed >= 1000MHz
Random Access Memory >= 512MB