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Joe Rhino v3

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Judging by a lot of the reviews, seems a lot of people are just playing through level one... That's only about a third of the game. If you want to skip through to level two, click on ENTER LEVEL CODE on the intro page then type mannerly_blue_beaver_50 (keep the underscores) into the box and hit go... Then hit GOTO LEVEL 2 on the next screen you go to.

Also... there've been complaints about the amount of text in the instructions so here're quick play instructions:

LEVEL ONE: arrow keys to move, control key to shoot, shoot reporters until they explode, avoid mosquitos, pick up paper for ammo, visit 5 cities then go to ottawa to beat the level

LEVEL TWO: left and right keys to move, up to jump, down to duck, control key to swing mallet, smash people, dodge everything else

LEVEL THREE: arrow keys to move, scoop up people, dodge missles and geese, do this until you are attacked by a politician, then use A,S,D keys to attack === S is your hockeystick, A is to shoot your ammo, D is your special attack, can only use it when your meter is at full.

and that's it,
all the other text in the game is window dressing

New this update (the last one, I promise):
- A whole new level -- very different from first two
- Music (the Rheostatics and Stompin' Tom Connors)
- more cities to visit in level 1
- more bonuses in level 2

To sum up: Help Joe Rhino win the Canadian election. Blow up the heads of reporters with your meaningless rhetoric, bash policy wonks with a mallet, battle Canadian politicians like Belinda Stronach and Peter McKay.

There are 3 different games in here:
- Level one: Face off against reporters as you tour different Canadian cities.
- Level two: A side-scroller where you race through Toronto bashing policy wonks.
- LEVEL THREE: Brand spankin' new. There's a bit of side scroller here but mostly this is a fighting game. Battle Canadian politicians as you try to woo undecided voters.

If you're not a Canadian, my apologies in advance for all the jokes you're going to miss.

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Nice Game on Politics

They should move this to Politics, but separate it from American Politics.

Level One: I hate Winnipeg, seriously. So many damn questions, although it is indeed the last one with a good free press with many opinions. You'll pretty much need to use all your Tax Cut yells or whatever they are. Although its funny to me how its true that political jargon easily blows off journalist heads.

Level Two: Jump is too slow, very hard to beat this level.

Level Three: Easily beaten, usually.


Great original idea, great graphics. You are an amazing game maker =D

Regarding previous preview:
"Ii got really confused and it was a pretty pointless game i think you should cut down the writing a bit because alot of people dont want to read that much."
Perhaps this person didnt realise that you actually need to read to understand the point... And, if you dont like to read, you just press "more". Anyway, more books and less tv...

Pretty Good

Ii got really confused and it was a pretty pointless game i think you should cut down the writing a bit because alot of people dont want to read that much. Kept me busy though.

Freaking GOLD

I wasn't around in the days of the Rhino party, nor an expert on it, but I'm sure if they were still around, they'd be proud of this.

The only problem is that the gameplay isn't stellar. The jokes more than make up for it however.
I've seen some debates this campaign and heads exploding from too much rethoric is EXACTLY what they were trying to serve us...

Aside from that, this would be nice with one or two green party jokes. Although them being not shown and absent for all practical purposes does represent reality :P

or maybe I missed those jokes, I dunno.


That was sort of pointless, and a little boring, and i shoot words at them lol? Well it was an ok game.

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3.87 / 5.00

Jan 17, 2006
6:52 PM EST