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you killed my penis
My (horrible, horrible) death
Dear people of NG,
If you are reading this, then it means that I have died a horrible death. After watching both 'Goatse Collab' movies, I have died from puking all of my blood and internal organs. This isn't mocking poor Livecorpse (just give me a reason I would do that?). Before this happened though, I took a knife and gouged my eyes out so I wouldn't see this horrifying shit anymore. Then, all that fucked-up puking began. Dammit, should've called the ambulance after watching these. Well, now I'm in Heaven, where I won't see these tormenting images anymore.
LOLZ! I'm not in Heaven yet. I'm not even dead, not a ghost. This is just inhumane and disgusting! That's the whole point of this review.
SOMEONE CUT OUT MY EYES!!!!
Retinas burning, Send gauze and some eye patches.
Oh my... I've seen some horridly funny things in my life, but you win. Suicide pill, don't fail me now. We're all dead.
Fernando accepts a difficult mission from a suspicious guy who buys him some yoghurt.
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