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Hurt The Taxman

rated 2.69 / 5 stars
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Jan 13, 2006 | 5:54 PM EST

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Author Comments

An old beat-em-up thing, pretty short and pointless. I like it.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

I actually liked it.

Screw all of them people who said it was gay and shit. SCREW THEM ALL! I mean, most of them haven't even made a flash. So silly. Also, one of your replies where he said poop tasted better and you replied go eat some, that made me chuckle. But lets stick to the review shall we?

Graphics: Well, they were pretty basic, but they got the job done. Try improving by maybe adding shading.
Style: The style is AMAZING! Who woulda thought of making a game like this. You! Thats who! Damn taxmen..* walks in to distance cursing*
Sound: I like his voice. Pretty funny. And his comments. Try adding different punchlines next time.
Interactivity: Got the job done didn't it? Perhaps adding more things to kick his ass. Maybe kicking him in the balls..and stabbing his eye. ^_^. And for the finisher, maybe shove some dynamite down his throat. That would be awesome. =P
Violence: Oh. I missed violence. Blood and gore. Thats what I like. More icky stuff next time. ;-).
Humor: Pretty damn funny. Well, I dont really laugh at these kinds of things, but I KNOW some other people would like it. I guessed i chuckled a little bit here and there.. ;-)

Overall: Well, I liked it. I mean, seriously, who woulda thought of making a movie like this. =). But to the other thing I was saying, all those people reviewing this bad. Ignore them. They ain't worth. Try improving with more sarcastic comments next time. Lol. Hey. I'm 13 too. We're not babies! One day, us 13 year olds will rule the world! The world I say! *cough* Birthday in march *cough*. Well, this is where I take my leave. Good work man. Keep 'em coming. ;)


P.s: Sorry for such song review. Lol. I was in the review writing mood!

MiddleFingerRings responds:

Thankyou, I like long reviews, it gives me something to do in my otherwise boring life! I've just submitted something new if you wanna check it out, it's called Poko.
PS I like the dynamite idea!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Must hurt him

Ok this was cute, I like what you did, I would have loved it if there was more cobntrol when it came hurting the tax man.
Make it so you could kick and punch him several times beating him down. Really get a chance to pulverise him.
If you had added that it would have mand the really great.
Keep up the good work .

MiddleFingerRings responds:

thanks! I'll try to get better with this sort of thing


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

one way to waste a minute

the angel of death gadet was sooooo much cooler, but still im giving it a 5 for the half assed effort

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MiddleFingerRings responds:

thx, but it wasn't a half-assed effort


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

It was ok

graphics, they seemed kind of simple and unrefined but at least you put the lip sync in, next time there just needs to be a little more
style-great idea for a movie, just make it longer next time, with more options like...chainsaws and shit like that
sound- wasn't that great, maybe have a sound loop in the background and get better punching sounds
violence- self explanatory
humor- fun idea, chuckled at his laugh with the fangy looking teeth, not really slap your knee laugh out loud funny but ok
overall- pretty good, just needs a little improvement to be a solid flash

and btw, its pretty sad when everyone gets offended when he "flames" you, when you look at what you said and its usually much worse, these reviews are here to give constructive criticism, so that next time the author can do something you won't think totally sucks, so how bout u people show some maturity and instead of just putting, this sucks or this is gay, that you put some thought into your review
back to my review- keep 'em coming, you'll get better

MiddleFingerRings responds:

yeh thanks, you see what I mean, if you look back I havent really flamed anyone who gave me constructive critisism, but I'm really pissed off at people who call it gay, will somebody please tell me, HOW CAN A FLASH MOVIE BE HOMOSEXUAL??


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


well, it wasnt too bad. It seems to need more stuff (i know you've heard this about a bijillion times). also a little bit longer plot would be nice. other than that, good job. I hope to see more from you!

MiddleFingerRings responds:

thanks, I'm running out of things to say :P I've replied to like 130 reviews