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SW Kotor 2 Romances

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It's come to my attention that some people haven't seen the remake. If you like this movie, you'll love the remake even more. Don't make me make you watch it by force. }=D

Those of you who have played Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2 will know what I'm on about. Picking a male main character left you with some very poor choices of girls to score with. I've vented out my anger with this short movie. Oh, and don't write me off because I didn't use tweening. It's supposed to look goofy. So please vote conservatively towards this movie. It's funny, truly. =D


well ya missed one for kotor 1

If your a girl then you can go lezbo when Juhani says she likes you. you can tell she is a lezbian because you cant get her to love you as male revan.

eat-at-joes-guy responds:

That fact didn't escape me, though it would've been hell compressing the rest down to fit the song. ^_^;

not bad

liked it

eat-at-joes-guy responds:

Thanks. Glad you liked it. :)

too true ...

Man that was really funny and a great pick in music.

eat-at-joes-guy responds:

Thanks very much.

Good, BUT, I hartily disagree...

First, let me just say I LOATHED Bastila! She was such a bitch! I did, however do the "romance" side-quest with her (if you could call it that) which was less romance and more like sexual harassment, and she STILL said "I love you too!" in the end! As for KOTOR 2 I say Handmaiden (Brianna) is a VAST improvement over that dreadful Bastila! I mean, well...I don't normally condone violence towards women BUUUUUUT...if in the Echani rituals, meaning if I beat her fair and square, then that makes her MINE ALL MINE =D I'll do it! As for Visas, she's quite fetching provided you NEVER remove her hood! I haven't tried this, but I wonder if you can equip the gold bikini on her, Although...Visas seems very insecure about her body, so she probably wouldn't let you. Mira is...doable, if she didn't have the standard "You're too old!" response, which, by her logic, would make her a 10 year old prepubescent girl! Still got that training bra, Mission Vao? No? Then give it to Mira, you won't be needing it!

eat-at-joes-guy responds:

.....And what about the movie itself?

Oh and for the record, you can't give Visas the slave outfit. A shame. :(

kotor1 and 2 rules!

I give ya 8. It where very funny, ecpecialy that kreia part.lollol.the music fit it perfectly. but why didn,t you make female exile in it?

eat-at-joes-guy responds:

Quite simply, there are two reasons. 1. There was nothing wrong with the choices the female exile had. Atton and Diciple are *normal* and 2. It wouldn't have fit the song.

Obviously number two is the biggy. I wouldn't worry too much as both exiles will be in my next cartoon. Thanks for the review. =D

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Dec 29, 2005
12:03 PM EST
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