Merry fuckin' Christmas

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Old Saint Nick's got Bourbon breath
It's so cold you could catch your death
A cop sold me some crystal meth
It's a merry fuckin' Christmas

Everything's so Criss-muss-ee
The streets are twinkling with frozen pee
My priest just sat on Santa's knee
It's a merry fuckin' Christmas

All the kids go to bed each night
To dream what Santa brings 'em
Unless they're Jewish or Muslim
Or some other gyp religion

Crappy toys flyin' off the shelves
Midgets dressed up to look like elves
Spread good cheer or burn in Hell
It's a merry fuckin' Christmas

Cracklin' fires to keep me warm
And my collection of Asian porn
Cradle my bells and work my horn
It's a keep-on-truckin'
How-much-wood-could-a-woo dchuck-chuckin'
Merrrry fuuuuckin' Christmaaaaaas

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Fuckin metal

Better THan anything I've seen

I love the damn part

The Best I've Ever Seen

This is so freakin funny its the funniest video on ng in my opinion even though people are saying the animation is shitty i think it makes it even funnier make more videos like this!!!

PowerRangerYELLOW responds:


this looks like shit but.......

it isnt!the great tunes and humor gives this that "comedy"thing that most dont have.this really is very good.i cant believe that people have doubted this.it rocks!!!

Refer to my review on "A date with Piconjo"

It applies here......