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Eulogy For 'Jap Attack'

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08-16-01 – 03-05-12

Author Comments

If you hate racism at all, even in a humorous depiction...please do not view this. For those of us with sense of humors..this is a quicky with Jap humor and DMX. Fans I hope you enjoy! To all those Scatman Film haters - I make flash movies with unside jokes and cheesy humor (hell Kevin Smith gets away with it). I dont expect this to be anything huge, but I know I'm not a animator. I simply enjoy humorous things like some people on Newgrounds apperciate.



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


I'm giving you a 5 because of the Family Matters kid. The rest of it was a little messed up though. Enjoy


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

I don't understand.

Okay. I read part of the author's comments and then watched this movie. It ended and I was confused, so I watched it again. Still being confused as to the point of it all, I read the entire author's comments and all reviews (1) and watched it again.

I'm sorry, but I am still really confused. What the heck is this movie about? And where, exactly, are the "unside jokes and cheesy humor" anyhow? Besides a sophomoric crack or two, I couldn't figure out what the big gag was.

To sum up, I feel I would give more points if this made more sense. It was choppy, confusing, and left me wondering what I was supposed to be thinking by the end of the film.


Rated 5 / 5 stars




Rated 0 / 5 stars

where was the humor?

that flash movie made absolutely no sense. i find some racial humor to be funny, but this was total crap and idiotic. a squirrel wearing pants made more sense than this. either you don't care or you need a rusty spike shoved in your eye.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is the shit!

This is one of the best!


Rated 0 / 5 stars

Oh My Fucking Lord!!!

I totally agree with the guy befor me..i like radicle humore....but this was SO gay, and had no tallent nor fucking sence I feel you need to kill yourself.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA that is the funniest thing i have ever seen!!!!! you are GOD!


Rated 1 / 5 stars

listen up ok?

I'm not a raging 'complaining about racism' kinda guy, but i found that very offensive. I dun care how much u sugarcoat it by saying it's 'funny' and 'just a joke'. how could u call us 'japs' can't u just forget about the war 60 years ago? I'm not looking for a fight or anythin i just need to vent my emotions on this movie.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Funny stuff...

That was an interesting movie. If it were a little longer, I might have hurt myself laughing. This is one of those things that you have to be open-minded to appreciate. Anal retentive types need not apply. I'm looking forward to seeing more. GIMMIE MORE!


Rated 0 / 5 stars


that wasnt funny.
bush sux.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

Why you!

That isn't fun att all! Stop this nonsens! Racism is always racism! And that is what you have in that video! Remowe this video at once!


Rated 0 / 5 stars


Glorifying racism? No thankyou.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars




Rated 0 / 5 stars

How is it possible

How is it possible... for a slideshow of rondom pictures... gotten from internet, put together with some crappy music and some rasicm got saved.

this is just theoreticly impossible


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


First off, I don't intend to put movies down...unless they really are complete and utter shite. I am an open minded kinda guy towards humor of racism, although I do not condone it. So, first off, lets start at the animation. All I can say is, animation was the only good thing about the movie. I liked the dancing pictures but thats about it. The graphics were simply taken off the nothing difficult or new there. The start button needs to be fixed, music was a little catchy but not the best choice. The movie had no major plot apart from being racist. And finally, I'd like to add a quote from your comments:

"I make flash movies with unside jokes and cheesy humor"

It had absoutly none of that..i can assure you.

Yeah, so basically, it was a lame racist movie....dont watch it.


Rated 1 / 5 stars


Wow, this was the most pointless piece of crap I've ever seen. 1) It wasnt funny. (Ok so maybe the DMX bit made me spit out my soda) But like you said up top maybe this is something that eludes us all because of this "inside humour" you speak of.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


You're graphics were poor, it was very pointless, and you ruined Malice Mizer's-Illuminati song for me.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

Thumbs down

This just wasn't that good at all, the presentation boiled down to floating pictures, twisting pictures and oddly coloured text that appeared on the screen. There was not one redeeming quality, even the music wasn't good and worked horribly with everything. Some proper planning could have helped as well as a better approach to creating humour.


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2.73 / 5.00