As someone who watched this masterpiece as an 11 year old in 2001, I'm now a 28 year old father. I can't stop coming back to it.
My ass hurts
an artistic masterpiece on the political atmosphere at the time, the commentary is subtle and clever. it is quite the timeless classic. great job king strawberry, you truly are the king of the portal! HEIL CLOCK CREW!
A good oldie with great mechanics, gameplay, story, scene making, 3D Rendering, etc.
The intro is very well-made, with that voice and 3D rendering and the exact position of the voices for the ears.
The minigames are COOL, even better than Diet Crystal Pepsi and the leftover pizza that your mom left after the party when she fell off and screamed "Help!" in front of her friends.
The scenes? Well, they are ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BADASS AND COOL. It's so fucking well-made and it has the best quality and the best 2.8D rendering in a NewGrounds game.
I just simply love this fucking game, it's the best game I ever played in my entire life, I am being serious right now.
The credits are better than every credits scene I ever seen in any game, movie or TV show.
Even though IGN has a rating limit, I don't care about getting fired, i'll give it a 13/10.
Thank you so fucking much for making this game, it's absolutely a masterpiece of the masterpiecers of the masterpieces.
- Brian from IGN (Please don't fire me!)