This was in, all cases, a hell of alot funny. But what the hell man! It's been 7 years since this was posted, "Yoshi Halo Part 2 coming soon." Look, if you won't continue it, I will. Who would like me to continue the Yoshi Halo thing?

Edit 1/14/19:
Oh younger me, don't promise on something you haven't the skill to deliver.