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The Pickup Game

rated 3.24 / 5 stars
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Simulation - Dating

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Oct 5, 2005 | 11:37 AM EDT

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Author Comments

Hope you all like this. I might do a bit more work on it though, so any constructive feedback is very welcome.
*** The server handling the THEGAME link (and highscore table) may be down, so until NG staff get a chance to upload the new version of this, you can get the lowdown at:

*** apologies to all users with the flash 8 player - there was a strange conflict going on there that was a nightmare to track down. i know it looked like i just hadn't bothered to optimise things properly, but that just wasn't the case. i blame macromedia for releasing their first non backwards compatible player! anyway, should all be working now though ****

Also, might do a much ruder version if the audience is there for it. What d'you think? Let me know in the review bit.




Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Girls are impossible to pick up, even with a name like F*** ME i crash and burn
(tear in eye)
my gameplay
Me: (bad pickup line)
Girl :No
how could this happen to me, i made my mistakes, got nowhere to run, i just want to scream: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME


Rated 2 / 5 stars

It's kind of entertaining but there's no indication of what the little symbols mean when you're trying to pick her up.

Also, guys, take it from a girl: This is absolutely not the way to pick someone up. We're not idiots, we're not another species. Just talk to us. And DON'T neg. It's so obvious.

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Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

the heart after I made the bottle levitate was just over half full, a few lines were said, and for some reason shortly after without me doing anything at all, it jumped to the guy and girl kissing and is frozen. :l I cant do anything..


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Great game, the storyline definitely could be more interesting, but it makes you expect some great ending...

And now my penis feels confused.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I've never been this tactical on "dropping girls into my arms". Show them simple things and everything's done.