You have way too much free time.
I like Eskimo Bob but...
That was some funny crap! HAHAHA
I hate Eskimo Bob as well, though I wish you had made a better movie to express so... You movie was actually a little better (graphics and sound wise) than Eskimo Bob's movies.
A worthwile parody
This is the first Anti-EB i've found that someone actually put time into to put down. Rather than use red dots, he reverse enginerred their techniques. Although I support EB, I commend you for your attention to detail.
What's wrong with Eskimo Bob?
Just because you don't like Eskimo Bob doesn't mean it isn't good! I have shown the Eskimo Bob cartoons to several kids and they all love it! They think it's really funny, and sing the dumb song to each other for days. Eskimo Bob has some really good things going for it: 1. There are no buttholes or penises, 2. No swearing, 3. The episodes are imaginative and original, 4. You can show them to kids. There are a lot of submissions on Newgrounds that are scatalogical, and in extremely poor taste. For some reason, many of them have to do with penises, assholes, or shit. Most high school kids submitting their first movie think that kind of stuff is funny, and it's really just dumb. Anyway, my point is that Eskimo Bob is good in a lot of ways. I'm sorry you can't see that, and had to make fun of it instead.