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Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
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Rated 2 / 5 stars

Could've been worse, he could've charged money for it.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Cool game.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Nope, not fun at all. The jumping control is stiff as hell. You have to time it just right. It's just annoying as all hell.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I have to say that despite the final battle with Jesus being very difficult, the ending with God killing Jesus and giving Simon a Pikachu made for very satisfying pay off. Also, the secret boss battle with the karate guy is also a bit hilarious, albeit very hard to figure out if you don't know what to do.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Ha! This game is funny.