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Castlevania Priest Battle

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In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, spicy with a hint of sacrilige

BEST INTERNET GAME EVER.

(this may be insulting to christians, i wouldn't know. i'm jewish)



I like it

Wow, I never knew that Jesus drops bombs on you when you kill a priest! Awesome!


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LOL! RETRO FTW!

and Enimorese, wtf? Are you retarded. It's retro nintendo graphics you fucktard.
this was kickass game.



Sacrilicious!

Hehe, I bet down in hell Satan is cracking himself up playing this game :) Keep up da good work. Damn Christians.



lol

u save jessus and he killes u lol


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420,948
Votes
8,135
Score
2.98 / 5.00

Uploaded
Jul 31, 2001
11:08 PM EDT
Genre
Action - Other
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  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001