Castlevania Priest Battle

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In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:


Somethings Up

yes this game gets a 7 But theres one thing that messes it up

The FrameRate - Its So bad That I cannot Jump properly and i cannot Predict properly of Movement
u know games these days are Demandin high requirements yet the designers of flash games gotta smooth things out a bit Only then This will be perfect... Ps.... U might as well want to Jump and use the Whip while in the Air.

Great game...

but Jesus kept using the holy power of NG ad pop-ups to paralize me from the hair down, like one of those vegie retards on church shows. content should upset all desent folk, which is probably why i dig it.


^^Good Points^^
A very odd twist on Castlevania. I think it was rather funny how you presented this. The appearance of Jesus was unexpected, and fighting him was even more of a treat. I liked the music and sound effects, they were well placed.

^^Needs Improving^^
I thought the text went way too slow, and the scenes should have been controlled by the player more to speed things along.

Religious fun for everyone!

This game was great! I don’t get to fight a bomb throwing Jesus often enough. The secret was enjoyable too!

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Secret button

all i know is when i was talking to the sercret button priest i pressed every button on the num pad (num lock off) which made me fly and end up in some desert fighting a pixel dude in a robe

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2.98 / 5.00

Jul 31, 2001
11:08 PM EDT
Action - Other
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