Castlevania Priest Battle

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In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:


Whip Da ASS!

it was good. and also, i find a glitch, after jesus throw a bomb at me i jumped onto the mountein and kicked jesus ass in 7 seconds. and the secret sucked big time! after round of fighting the kung-fu guy and i was dead in 1 hit. but i got my revenge and did this
he walked up to me, i jumped over him and whiped da ass of his untell he died!


Being a fan of the Castlvania series, I've truly come to enjoy this game because of its flawless duplication of Castlevania 2. I think we're witnessing the dawn of a new era, people.

this is GOD-LIKE!!!

castlvania to a T,the controls were actually alot better than i expected tham to be,pika pika love love you LMAO

there was no way to expect that tho :)

jesus was hard but i cheated :)(sorry not gonna tell you how)

and the secret was awesome,but why make it so hard to figure out the button??

Mockery responds:

Heheh thanks for the good review man hehe. Jesus is hard, he still beats me sometimes, but once you figure out his pattern, it's not very hard to beat him at all.

As for why I made it so hard to figure out the secret button? That's simple... my own bastardly sick/demented pleasure. Well that and I knew that everybody would tell each other what the secret button is anyway. I think it's been revealed in like half of the reviews for this game hahah.

My god can kick your god's ass.

I gave it a 5 just to spite those "whiney, easily-offended christians". ;) I think it's funny how they curse so much. That was a good game you made though, brings back memories. :)


This is great! I've always wanted to kick Jesus' ass! Stupid bastard. What good did it do to get himself nailed to a fucking tree? He sounds like a pussy to me. Anyway, great game.


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2.98 / 5.00

Jul 31, 2001
11:08 PM EDT
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